|
Woof
woof, a warm
petrol soaked
welcome to everyone. This inhospitable place is home to the most
depraved of
creatures (you mean ET? -Bilge) a land of insults and a dwelling for
those victims who were members of 55 degree (or 56) at the Royal
Military College of Science (RMCS) part of the famed Cranfield
University. After a great deal of time (and effort and money) we have finally been able to prove that not only are most rodent based animals evil but why they! Documented in the 2 photographs below it can be clearly seen that these vile creatures are also members of the Nazi Party (Ok the Gopher is wearing a Kaiser helmet but thats not the point, its got a damn stick grenade!)   Second to this is the proof Bilge has aquired to show that squirrels are indeed evil revenge seeking ninja rodents.    God help us!
Coming Soon We at the Animal Mafia
Warren have
been working hard to produce some new content for the site as well as
some fairly unique material artifacts (yes T-Shirts with ET's face
printed on them.) The new stuff will be up just as soon as i've
finished writing it all with ET and worked
out where i can put the menu buttons etc etc.
The Animal Mafia
dictionary, we invent words so you dont have to!
The Litany of Curses, my thoughts on how to make yourself more rude, a masterclass in being abusive. "I'll hire the lawyers now shall I?" -Bilge Any drivel ET cares to write after he has finished his transfer paper. Which I have to add is taking far longer than it should!
|
People have been mentally scarred by us since Jan 1st 2005   |
