Bungling burglar 'called police'

Only in swindon!

A man who broke into a cafe and then called police when he got stuck in a window trying to escape has been fined by magistrates.

Christopher Kelman, 34, of Didcot, Oxfordshire, forced his way into Upper Crust in Swindon on 30 January.

He then drank six beers before trying to escape through a window, Swindon magistrates heard.

Kelman admitted burglary and was fined £420, ordered to pay £11.92 in compensation, and £55 court costs.

On finding himself stuck, Kelman called for help from police officers, "who were only too happy to assist", prosecutor Nadeem Aullybocus said.

Cafe manager Stephen Ballard was alerted and after he informed police that £12 worth of alcohol was missing, Kelman was arrested for burglary.

ET's repairs

Bless the Salsa Stomper, he's in hospital today (private no less!) having his knee amputated (sorry i mean fixed.) I had hoped that they might just graft a pogo stick on instead since that would probably be far more useful (not to mention more goat like.)

Bless him, lets hope he has a lovely morphine high afterwards. Tis a pity he didn't accept my offer of "Russian Water" the otherday i'm sure that would have helped with the anaesthetic.

Anyway everyone can leave their support and show how much they care. Or like me you could make fun of the fact he wont be allowed to drive for 3 weeks.

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Chamone!

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I adored this the first time I heard it - maybe indicative of my mental state in first year - enjoy!

We love the moon, but as much as CHEESE!

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Todays film compiled from some of the footage from mondays shoot. It's nothing more than a preview really, but take a look.

think its about 3 meg and 1.5 minutes long.

enjoy

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