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The
Squires Travel/Manifesto Page Animal Mafia is not held responsible for any of The Squires Views or Actions Posted here. Nor is he responsible for any Animal Mafia Marketing Decisions, honest guv. Well yes this was going to be the new
political page (scroll down for his latest manifesto) for the Squires'
world domination plan but he has
unwittingly gone to spend 6 months in the pitiful place that they call
New Zealand although I personally have never worked out what they did
with Old Zealand, must be those damn Australian convicts. Anyway here
are some pics we've been sent by him and Laura. (apologies for the poor
quality its hard to operate a scanner when you have no opposable
thumbs. -Bilge)  The Squire and his wheels of steel, a bargain at £500. ET take note.  80 Hours? thats some hobby!  Hmmm big truck  Hmmm another big truck are these being hailed as somekind of new invention other there?  The old favourite, "Tortoise Humping" isn't that technically p*rn?   A couple of samples from the upcoming RoadKill Calendar 2006 on shelves for only £19.95 (is that because it has nowhere to hang it from?)  You know they have signs like that as you go into Swindon except the animals aren't allowed to feed the locals.  ET is even famous in NZ!! although i'm sure thats a picture of a sheep.  One for Gyn apparently. Quite whether it is warning people that there are Gingers spraying (nasty nasty nasty) or people are being sprayed ginger. Either way I wouldn't go in there. The Right Honourable Squires' Political Page Manifesto
(Last Update
11.03.04) Currently on hold due to absence from the country.
Withdraw all foreign aid until our country is working efficiently and not in debt. Keep the armed forces well funded and prevent cut backs. Prioritise British produce (food) in all supermarkets and retail shops. Allow immigrants only if they are skilled and there are careers waiting for them. Ensure immigrants pass a citizen ship test. Prevent immigrant refugees. Concentrate on the capture of and Increase severity of punishment for drug dealers. Introduce capital punishment for the severest of crimes where the evidence is beyond reasonable doubt. Introduce a two child policy. Crack down on corruption in the public services. Nationalise the rail network. Increase the rail network. Send all long distance haulage by rail. Prevent the banning of fox hunting. Arm the police force. Introduce national service such as Switzerland. Reduce light pollution by cutting back on street lights. Convert to nuclear power. Only salt trunk roads during icy periods. Introduce an upper horse power limit for young drivers such as is done on motorcycles. Fix fuel tax. Fix alcohol tax. Fix tobacco tax. Fixed percentage of income tax for every one no matter what the income…say 30% Motorway speed limit raised to a nice round 100mph. Removal of speed cameras but..... High prosecutions for dangerous driving including inappropriate speed in certain areas. Speed limits active when suitable. i.e. 20mph during school opening and closing but 40mph when school is in progress or at weekends, holidays etc. Bad weather speed limits. Allow tobacco advertising. Ban smoking in public places. Bars, restaurants etc may be allowed smoking areas. This will reduce litter and passive smoking. High penalties for vandalism, littering, and unsociable behaviour. Corporal punishment to be brought back to schools for ill disciplined pupils. Carefully monitored and perhaps certificated. Equal opportunities all round. Ie. Exactly the same tests for Men and Women for entry to the army, police etc. Also the same tests for ethnic minorities and Non-ethnic minorities for army, police etc. This will prevent good candidates being rejected in order to allow the ‘correct’ percentage of certain groups of entrants. Homosexuals and Women not allowed in front line military duty. Persistent offenders to experience an exponential increase in punishment with crime.
Allow the protection of personal properties by what ever suitable and appropriate means but high penalties for those who abuse this right. Present gun laws to be continued. i.e. shot guns and rifles allowed. Pistol laws will be considered later. Massive reduction in ridiculous health and safety laws. i.e. allow children to experience climbing trees, adventurous training etc. It is part of growing up. Increase academic competition in schools. Deport all illegal imigrants. Permanently ban all imigrants who try to enter this country illegally. Reform the prison service: All cells should be as long as a bed and have a width just long enough for a toilet. One wall should be bars to ensure no privacy and to aid inspection by guards. No carpets and no finishing should exist. Prisoners should be allowed books that are to be purchased second hand from charity shops. Prisoners should not have access to gyms, sports etc. No TV’s should exist. Newspapers to be allowed but have to be 1 week out of date. Food should be limited to the bare essentials allowing the correct quantity of nutrients etc. Water should be the only drink allowed. This system should save the country vast quantities of money and dissuade people committing acts of crime! Ensure imperial and metric measurements are taught at school (on the curricleum.) This will ensure understanding with america; our most popular trading country, and Europe; Our closest continent
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