Mr Goddard, you sir are a drunkard!

I think i may be going slightly mad.

Well that or i'm drunk.

Alcoholics anonymous was off to a bad start.

Although i have to say it looks like the happiest AA i've ever seen, not that i've been to one, ET is the secret lemonade drinker after all.

Down it Down it Down it!!

Suits you sir! (ET is that some kind of eygption dance?)

Mr. T? Well if he had the same problem as Michael Chamone Mutha F&cker Jackson then he might look like this. Ok probably not then.

That or they have some kind of sick bondage game. -Bilge

Just what are you doing with that balloon sir
?

I can't help but think aimees "necklace" looks a tad blue peter

....have the answer. (to so many questions)

Couldnt agree more

That too

You sir are a...

Or the Stavros version. Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you.....

The filthy mongrel!

Thats a better definition

Quite possibly

Can't help but think its not going to be long before someone loses an eye. Ouch dammit, i'm blind my eyes my eyes......

Is that a balloon in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?   

I think if he blows any harder his eyes will pop out (you know taken out of context that could sound really nasty)

Matt shows us his weekend rendition of Madonnas "like a virgin"