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Information about some of the top quality
products we "offer". ADOPT A GOAT Heres our first goat up
for adoption.
Anyone else want to join
in my adopt a goat scheme? I've only got one
goat available to adopt (currently theres only one but he's been having
it away with the other goats in next doors fields so there may be more
goatlets soon.) The goats cost £5 (or equivalent currency) to
adopt. In
return you get a lovely certificate of ownership, a signed picture, a
lifesize cardboard cut out, your adopted goat will write to you at
least twice a month (or even text you now they have the goat version of
a mobile phone.) Buy donating us £5 (or more if you are generous)
you will be keeping the goats fed and watered (well if you can be
watered with alcohol) and in a warm home. Remember a goat is for life
not just for christmas! (I think you
may have that the wrong way round -Bilge)UPDATE Well after a thrilling one enquiry as to adoption i think we may have to enlarge our goat adoption facilities to maintain demand. Yes well that and ET wanted a personals section. Due to the over inflated ego of ET since his recent internet stardom (he hopes to eclipse Duzzs' success.) We are now offering a T-shirt printing service. Yes thats right for a limited time only, if you supply us with a T-shirt we'll print ET's ugly mug all over it, for a minimal cost! We also buy any rusty tat you might have found in the garage but were too scared to appear with Dave "Duke of Orange" Dickenson on bargain hunt. I say we but I actually just mean ET (He's obsessed!). Our resident badger pope also says she will offer a number of pet funeral accessorys including hamster sized viking funeral boats/pires and will even through in a memorial service for free! what could be better? New in our product line up is the W.A.M. grenade (available during the summer time only and whilst stocks last) hate your neighbour? then why not throw one of these babies into their garden whilst they are having a barbeque, there will be sticky wasp based death in seconds! New product lines are being introduced all the time! check back soon. |
