Low cost pet funerals (with/without concrete boots) for that added mafia feel.

Project work extensions (and/or excuses) - why settle for "the dog ate my work" when we offer a rabid weasel to do the job?

Rent a Riot - fun for all the family (excluding small children who may find it somewhat traumatic and confusing.)

Glue factory - yes thats right, got an unwanted pony? then why not send it to us and we'll do something useful with it!

Monkey Butler service - Yes we have a new line in training more adept monkey butlers and we are certain that they wont go on a kitchen knife wielding rampage like the last batch.

ET Butler service - Can't afford a monkey butler but have some rusty tat? then why not have ET become a butler for you! although we haven't quite finished house training him yet!

Services from the old Badger Watch Site!!

Personal Ads- Find a life partner even if you are as ugly as a fat ginger kid with a mullet

Awards- Some priceless pictures in here

Links- An area were you can put up links to good sites

The D.P.P.The Durrant Political Party Website (not to be taken too seriously)